Arrested Development & The Ocean Walker Hat

I'm pleased to announce the latest addition at my CafePress shop: an unofficial "The Ocean Walker" hat. This is the fictional movie that Maeby talked about on Arrested Development in a recent episode. Fans of the show will recall her prophetic words, "Holy Crap! That would look great on a hat!"

And guess what? It Does!!

So support the show by snatching up this one-of-a-kind hat, and let the world know you're in on the joke. Also, be sure to catch Arrested Development on Friday, February 10th, when they show the last 4 episodes back-to-back in a 2 hour chunk. It'll be a glorious evening, it will!

Taste the Happy!

Kevin

Florida's Natural Fruit Juice Nuggets

These things are impossibly addictive. Not only are they packed full of fruit juice flavor, but they come in BLUEBERRY, the best flavor God ever created. (With Ocean Spray's "Hawaiian Guava" drink a close second...)

You should be able to pick these up at Target or Wal-Mart without any trouble. They also come in string form, but I highly recommend the nuggest. Sure, it's a small bag, but your mouth will thank you for givin' 'em something good.

Addictive, I tell ya...

Spanking Telemarketers - Episode #11

So you may have noticed it's been a few months since I've posted a Spanking Telemarketer entry. I finally set up the recording software and hardware on my replacement iMac, so I was ready to go when Anthony called. He was a swell guy, and went right along with my paranoid character of the day. (I'll be honest, though... I still miss Mary Lou.... sniff....)

Kevin

For the Love of Clementine.

I'm in love.

Last week my wife introduced me to the beauty of Clementine Oranges. Being the well-read guy I am, I was aware that a Clementine was a type of orange, but never imagined how different the experience of eating one would be. So easy to peel!! Bite-sized wedges! No seeds! It was a glorious moment indeed.

So I'm praising God for making Clementines. At the same time, I wonder what His hand was in it. I mean, are seedless fruits NATURAL? Or am I devouring a man-made, genetic freak? And if these things ARE some kind of Frankenstein Fruit, how does God feel about it? Is He thrilled that we're using the smarts He's given us to play with the creations He's made? Or would He rather us leave well enough alone? You know... "don't play with your food" kinda thing.

I don't know. All I know is I'm in love, and I have my wife to thank for it. :) (Thanks again, Kim!)

Kevin